[Background — a six piece pie style colour split in three shades of pink. Foreground — the long neck and face of a pink flamingo.
Top text: KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT GUY ON GUY SEX
Bottom text: STRAIGHT VIRGIN GIRL]
I don’t know everything but it’s safe to say if I magically became...very kinky manwhore
It’s probably just as hot as having vegetables shoved up some guy’s ass. Or fruits. And kitchen sex isn’t really kitchen...
I KNOW THIS PERSON
melon butts/straight girls otp 4 lyf
I believe you’re referring to my magnum opus, Melon Butt Party (I’m a Straight Girl)
I once remember reading a fanfic where a slice of melon was shoved up someone’s ass, and it was portrayed as extremely...
Did I make this and not remember? because this sums up exactly why I think fandom is creepy and terrible.