[IS IT POSSIBLE TO SLASH A MAN (Fanfic Flamingo) WITH HIS OWN FACIAL HAIR]
[WANT TO WRITE FLUFF? PORN. (Fanfic Flamingo) WANT TO WRITE PORN? FLUFF.]
[read pwp almost exclusively (fanfic flamingo) always skip sex scenes]
[FINALLY GET COMMENT ON BIG BANG FIC (Fanfic Flamingo) ANOTHER AUTHOR WANTING CRITIQUE OF FIRST ORIGINAL PIECE]
[can I borrow your smartphone? (fanfic flamingo) sure - ohmigodwaitno!]
[THE FAMOUS NARRATIVE PRINCIPLE (Fanfic Flamingo) OF CHEKHOV’S VIAL OF OIL]
[automatically slash friends, family, coworkers (fanfic flamingo) don’t look them in the eye for weeks]
[Feeling Meh (Fanfic Flamingo) Already have right happy fic bookmarked]
[WAITS MONTHS TO WRITE THE CLIMAX (Fanfic Flamingo) GETS WRITER’S BLOCK FOR FEAR IT’LL SUCK]
[“THE SHORTER MALE” (Fanfic Flamingo) CHARACTER IS CANONICALLY OVER SIX FEET TALL]